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Witnesses
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Does God hate women? no, just cruel leaders who have decided to intentionally misinterpret gospel.
- Will God not mind if I'm on the receiving end of a male-male blowjob? - no, that's cool.
- How do I speak in tongues? - ask sarah palin
- Is God calling upon me? - no
- Does God hate me? - most likely yes, just wait till you get cancer then ask that again.
- What is God? - god-defined.com
- What's a question? - umm
- Does anybody remember laughter? - no
- Have you heard about the mice? - yes
- Should I join the convent? - if you're asking this, you're probably already that boring, so yea
- Does Father Jean Paul have to show his love by pulling out his penis? - sometimes, yes
- Am I good enough to go to Heaven? - just keep praying
- Am I a slave? - yes
- Daddy says camera's are Gods eye. Is this true? - sure thing
- Can I point to god in the sky for praise and credit, like when I kick a field goal, or make a game winning free throw? - no our fingertips could never be thin enough. Pointing to him in the sky is like a one in a septillion chance.
- Why do people such as sports figures point to the sky all the time you may ask? Well, some ports figures are unwilling to accept their greatness. They can't understand their ego's and need to attribute it to something greater because they lack confidence and therefore feel the need to point to one degree out of 360 on one plane of the entire sphere.
- Why is there a god? cause you wanted to believe in him
- Why worry when death is imminent?
- Does God do anything? what?
- Why is God white but then dries yellow?
- Why do Gods followers hoard all the resources of the planet for profit and control?
- Is there any proof that God created the earth? no
- Is there any proof of God's existence? no
- How do I baptize a baby that is afraid of water? - dunk it in that holy water
- Is god imaginary? not a chance in hell
- Why are gays ruining my marriage? you're a homo
- Is there a god? just think about it
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The mere act of writing such a webpage proves the point that God can be manipulated for any purpose.
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